does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
Trading a Regal Bookcase with my favorite villager
next week is christmas
My cosplay arrived! I still need to attach the cape and there’s a bow but I don’t know where it goes…
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
I’d also like to add that this is why you never use open bottles as sex toys. They can force air up into the vagina and rupture something or introduce air into your bloodstream through an open cut which in turn causes an embolism. That’s why all sex toys should be solid and without sharp edges.
Reblogged for last comment.
Look, I’m not one to judge but…
what the fuck kinda sex are ya’ll having?
A GIRLS UTERUS IS NOT A BALLOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.
David Tennant you are a punny motherfucker
okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% true
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much
reason number 3445345954 why this lady is amazing.
I feel like such a lazy butt for not uploading more outfits and so on, sorryyy ; ___ ; I’ve really been slack with wearing (even very casual) jfashion lately and it’s honestly really sad and I feel stupid OTL so I busted out some frills for japanese class cause I haven’t worn lolita since august or smth and that’s just really, really sad ú__ù
buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it
beyoncé has taught me a lot of things